Second Trimester Joy

There once was a girl named Shelli
With a 4-inch baby in her belly.
Her husband was funny,
She called him Honey,
And they lived in a house rather smelly.

Then an epiphany came one day,
That she and her prince could move away!
The boxes were packed,
Like they were being attacked,
And without extra time to play.

They had friends in the land,
Who landed a hand,
And things went quite perfectly.

Shelli was grateful,
The apartment was tasteful,
And she clapped her hands with glee.

She's been organizing since that night,
That they came home to such a sight,
And the kitchen is done,
With hot water that runs,
And it glows with bleach and sunlight.

You should all see the house right now,
It looks like something went "KAPOW!"
But she gets off at one,
And can get more work done,
And her husband will get home and say, "Wow!"

Shelli's heart is not sad,
For which Eldon is glad,
They feel peace for the first time in months.

But between you and me,
The real reason might be,
Shelli hasn't felt sick even once! :)