(Context: I'd just come home from watching American Idol with friends.)
Eldon: Did you have fun?
Shelli: Yeah, I really did. I just love Justin and Melissa.
Eldon: You realize you watched 4 hours of media today, right?
Shelli: Oh get over it. You know I hardly ever watch TV.
Flash forward an hour and we're about to go to sleep. Literally, we have our eyes closed.
Shelli: I'm ready for you to say you're sorry.
Eldon: I'm sorry.
(Shelli smiles in the dark)
Shelli: For what?
Eldon: silence
(Shelli bursts out laughing in the dark, followed by the relieved laughter of Eldon)
Shelli: Do you even know why you should apologize?
Eldon: (after a pause) I'm sorry for telling you you watched 4 hours of media today.
(Shelli and Eldon both erupt in laughter)
Shelli: You're forgiven.
***** This is how it would have gone two years ago: *****
Shelli: silence
Eldon: What's wrong?
Shelli: I can't believe you said that to me. I don't need your permission to watch television, you know.
Eldon: I didn't say you did.
Shelli: Well, you implied it.
Eldon: silence
Shelli: silence
*****
Ahhhhh ... we've come so far. :) This might not be funny to anyone but Eldon and me, but since this is our blog I must document it. Marriage is such a funny endeavor.


